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About us
WHAT THE HECK IS A SAMPO?
A NOVELTY GIFT STORE WHERE ALL YOUR WILDEST DREAMS COME TRUE…
Sampo Technologies is a novelty gift company created due to the ever present lack of quality, unique gag gifts. We felt something needed to be changed, and that people needed to be given more of a voice when it came to shouting their important opinions out to people.
One important thing you wonderful human beings need to know, is that each one of our specially designed items is sold on a limited quantity basis. So…BUY IT WHEN IT’S THERE. Is what we are getting at.
From buttons that make noises and play show tunes, to stickers for your car so you can REALLY show off your opinion to the world, Sampo Technologies aims to please and gain your support as we conquer the world of gift giving.
WHO THE HECK ARE WE?
JUST SOME PEOPLE.
What we refer to as “The Team” is a couple folks born and raised in the Pacific Northwest. Or...the Western side of the Earth (physics pun). Ideas come to mind like water, fluid and constantly available.
Whether or not those ideas are good is a whole other thing. Either way, let it be known that the products you buy from here are created by two quirky so and so’s who enjoy a good MST3k binge, while simultaneously working on creating new, more interesting gift ideas for you turkeys out there. Yeah, you.
ENJOY. Or don’t. Just close the door when you leave.
